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04 August 2016 @ 12:02 pm
  • Wed, 12:30: Uggghhh waking up sucks https://t.co/KpDtlWZvOR
  • Wed, 15:11: Hey Portland Police, please don't pull this "don't believe everything you see on tv" shit with me when I mention ppl here are afraid of cops
  • Wed, 15:35: RT @mia_belrose: Kill it with fire ----> #GoodMenTwitter
  • Wed, 16:39: On hold with OHP for 45 minutes before the call ended because their offices closed at 5 pm. I guess the system hung up on me? Idk stressful.
  • Wed, 19:37: Instagram seems to have deleted the majority of my pictures that were labeled as 420 or weed without telling me. Such bullshit.
  • Thu, 04:54: I am ready to be done with this reality, this world. Just done.
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03 August 2016 @ 12:03 pm
  • Tue, 14:12: RT @henryevil: Jared Leto: You guys doing anything later?? Will Smith: No Will Smith: https://t.co/APKKPxTXqf
  • Tue, 16:40: Okc date got offended bc I said her personality reminded me of my dead sis and I wouldn't be able to make sexual intimacy happen for us
  • Tue, 19:35: Omw to go see a friend off back home. I will miss them so but hope for better things for them. https://t.co/bIzXaO5Dft
  • Tue, 19:37: Also flipping off anyone who stares or catcalls. It feels amazing.
  • Tue, 19:38: RT @chase_august: America has GOT to get on the same page. ARE WE SWIPING OR INSERTING INTO THE CHIP READER CAUSE IM TIRED OF LOOKING DUMB…
  • Tue, 19:49: Ps: walking around downtown without shoes is a good way to get hookworm. Don't do it if you have a choice.
  • Tue, 20:13: Ppl have been tagging the mural I hate and it makes me so happy
  • Tue, 23:36: Posting morning pics at night, yup that's how I do https://t.co/OAiZh2LHfC
  • Tue, 23:37: Told dude I'd stab him if he didn't stop following me. He stopped and screamed down the block at me that he'd shoot a bitch for saying that.
  • Tue, 23:41: RT @SWOPChicago: Sex workers: if you've had an account closed by paypal, you may be entitled to money. https://t.co/Pox5bVGtVe
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01 August 2016 @ 12:02 pm
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31 July 2016 @ 12:02 pm
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30 July 2016 @ 03:12 pm
  • Fri, 15:38: My cisdude buddy might save my butt with this whole laptop situation so keep your fingers crossed for me!
  • Fri, 15:39: Still hoping it's not a fried hard drive cause I've got pics of Sis on there that I never backed up and that would suck.
  • Fri, 16:39: Bleaching my hair when I gotta go out in two hours is totally a great idea!
  • Fri, 17:04: Fresh outta the bath and I look like an alien. Perrrrfect. Green goes on when I have some1 to help me w/the back https://t.co/ZFPjci0PB7
  • Sat, 02:14: Ghostbusters: A MOTHERFUCKING + ALL THE STARS EVERYWHERE TROPHIES FOR EVERYONE It made me cry a little even. Proud happy cries.
  • Sat, 02:15: RT @thetinkerfae: Love is being concerned if your partner is pooping properly
  • Sat, 02:22: Lucy and Cute Spotty Alien Babe signing off for the night. End transmission. https://t.co/PRiVa1X4el
  • Sat, 12:13: RT @KinkKult: Increase the payout for the models. Giving away money to those who already earn a lot discourages those who try hard. #ManyVi
  • Sat, 12:13: RT @poppytartxxx: .@manyvids we just want you to listen to us and take our opinions into consideration but you clearly don't care. It look…
  • Sat, 12:15: RT @ohaiNaomi: Tf I look like busting my ass for a month so they can give my 40% to the same girl everyday? 😂
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29 July 2016 @ 12:02 pm
  • Thu, 12:45: Waking up to hear my stepdad has torqued something in his nuts and has to go to the ER: momentary concern but mostly lols
  • Thu, 13:02: So many cismen place importance on their balls. Why? Bc babies? Millions of ppl don't want kids so come up with another excuse.
  • Thu, 15:05: Coming soon: white rabbit smoking (Obviously I'm drawing from raw files here, posted clips will be properly rotated) https://t.co/oVP93iC3Rn
  • Thu, 15:07: Once my exgf told me something that I think she knew would hurt me regarding my exhusband's feelings for the girl he was seeing on the side.
  • Thu, 15:15: I also hate how ppl try to make me feel bad for not being friends or civil with my exes. They aren't good people.
  • Thu, 16:22: Lazy day trying not to boil alive in my sweat https://t.co/2chfrYXC4z
  • Thu, 17:06: So apparently infections can randomly happen in the tubes that connect your balls to everything else when you get older/that's what it was.
  • Thu, 17:26: Tbh I'm lolling @ dad bc it really could have been worse and he's almost 50. Those suckers only have downhill to go.
  • Thu, 19:33: Just drained my gift card balance on Amazon to buy resin and supplies. Come August my first tries will be blowing up my feed fyi.
  • Fri, 00:30: Too many ppl getting their bdsm and societal opinions from https://t.co/cTw3j9IElp these days Plz stop It is only one slice of the pie
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27 July 2016 @ 06:12 pm
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26 July 2016 @ 03:11 pm
  • Tue, 13:40: RT @doehoof: jakob's got a place to stay now and i'm leaving to go back to FL on the 2nd but any continued help would help tons!! https://t…
  • Tue, 13:41: RT @iamyevgeniya: I'm aware that there is a male Twitter user connected to @MissNYCbitch who is attempting to blackmail and out sex workers…
  • Tue, 13:41: Used my vibrator and not sure if I peed or squirted but haha I got it on film!
  • Tue, 14:19: IF my laptop is dead I can get an "adopted" one from a tech program here by doing volunteer hours. Hoping not but it's better than nothing.
  • Tue, 14:25: But in the meantime @thetinkerfae is going to be amazing and lend me a loaner so I can work in the meantime! (ಥ_ಥ)♥‿♥
  • Tue, 14:26: My goal is honestly to fund all of this myself so my caretakers don't have to. Or try to bargain me down into easier for them/not for me.
  • Tue, 14:38: But all of that means hopefully my whining will stop once I'm able to work again. That's really all I was trying to say oops.
  • Tue, 14:42: RT @TheBitchEmpress: a sub that tributes $5 is worth more than one who doesn't tribute at all because he's afraid it's not enough.
  • Tue, 14:44: And really, what are you slaves and subs doing while I'm in turmoil here? Sitting on your pancake asses being useless. You're scrubs, FYI.
  • Tue, 14:45: You should be sending Me money to soothe my financial and mental distress, really. It's all you're good for anyway.
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26 July 2016 @ 12:11 am
  • Mon, 11:37: #paypigs should let Me know you're paying attention. 💲You 💰 know 💸 how 👌 https://t.co/SfLJ9uctUC
  • Mon, 11:49: TFW your parent says something racist and you wanna fight about it but are also terrified of getting kicked out.
  • Mon, 12:19: Wasps in my yard! (The bugs, not white people)
  • Mon, 12:24: Rly want sushi but the only favorite places are downtown and that is the Danger Zone.
  • Mon, 15:50: I walked so much in that hour and a half that I reached my daily 10k steps goal. I do not recommend doing them all at once. I hate life.
  • Mon, 15:53: RT @AKASAINTE: The price is the price. No haggling. If you can't afford it, go the fuck without.
  • Mon, 15:55: Lol we already did this like 3 or 5 years ago but okay I guess? https://t.co/La9gO3ql9k
  • Mon, 15:57: Also how many different reiterations of the King Arthur mythos are we gonna have? I love Charlie H but 4real, can we let the dead horse go?
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24 July 2016 @ 03:10 pm